Last week, PZ, I accused you of having dinner plate sized eyes after posting at 1am and 6am. I regret that statement. It seems that you pre-schedule posts, especially ones like these. I think this is a jolly good idea (as we Brits say), as it spreads the interest of new posts over a longer time period.
Mike– Dig that kid smacking the squid after he catches it. Someone needs to smack HIM around while he’s struggling for his life. Might teach him a lesson about compassion.
Dave, stop trying to inject compassion into the world, you anthropomorphizer!
Ian H Spedding FCDsays
It needs a caption like that line out of Men in Black: “Ever pull the wings off a fly? Wanna see the fly get even?”
Something like: “Just one word for you, ape-boy: CALAMARI!”
Brucesays
AAAGH! That’s just about when I lose my mouthpiece, fumble my knife out of the sheath and watch as it drifts away from my grasping fingers into the depths.
Unfortunately, that was a sacrificial squid. Humbolts are in league with Architeuthis. Watch for future incidents where the smaller Humbolt takes one for the team to distract the humans while an Architeuthis scores the boat and all the people on it.
Let me add on to your scenario. Small Humbolt takes one for the team, Architeuthis scores a couple people, Mesonychoteuthis takes the boat down. Don’t forget a few slaps in the face for the kid, either.
Firemancarlsays
I think you guys may have missed this one. its even more brutal than the squid attack!
Niobe says
astromcnaught says
Last week, PZ, I accused you of having dinner plate sized eyes after posting at 1am and 6am. I regret that statement. It seems that you pre-schedule posts, especially ones like these. I think this is a jolly good idea (as we Brits say), as it spreads the interest of new posts over a longer time period.
Mike Haubrich, FCD says
Here’s another video of an unspeakable cruelty.
DaveX says
Mike– Dig that kid smacking the squid after he catches it. Someone needs to smack HIM around while he’s struggling for his life. Might teach him a lesson about compassion.
Tom @Thoughtsic.com says
Dave, stop trying to inject compassion into the world, you anthropomorphizer!
Ian H Spedding FCD says
It needs a caption like that line out of Men in Black: “Ever pull the wings off a fly? Wanna see the fly get even?”
Something like: “Just one word for you, ape-boy: CALAMARI!”
Bruce says
AAAGH! That’s just about when I lose my mouthpiece, fumble my knife out of the sheath and watch as it drifts away from my grasping fingers into the depths.
Evolving Squid says
Unfortunately, that was a sacrificial squid. Humbolts are in league with Architeuthis. Watch for future incidents where the smaller Humbolt takes one for the team to distract the humans while an Architeuthis scores the boat and all the people on it.
Tom @Thoughtsic.com says
Let me add on to your scenario. Small Humbolt takes one for the team, Architeuthis scores a couple people, Mesonychoteuthis takes the boat down. Don’t forget a few slaps in the face for the kid, either.
Firemancarl says
I think you guys may have missed this one. its even more brutal than the squid attack!
Stanton says
Out of curiosity, were Humboldt squid always off the Californian coast, or did they start migrating in from Peru recently?
Sean Flannery says
Does anybody have any good recipes?