As a computer geek, that makes me feel all warm inside.
Sir Craigsays
How odd…I seem to be the only person who turned out to be Ursula LeGuin. The only book of hers I’ve read is Left Hand of Darkness, which I don’t even remember (having read it some 20+ years ago for a sci-fi appreciation class to fulfill an English requirement).
Still, she seems to be popular and talented…
marghlarsays
Ack! I’m Vonnegut. I mean, he’s okay, but it’s really not what I would have picked. Why couldn’t I be Philip Dick, or William Gibson, or Frank Herbert? Ultimately, I have a fairly low tolerance for Vonnegut, especially after reading Breakfast of Champions.
That being said, I bet Vonnegut would have responded similarly to being told he was himself. So maybe this makes sense, even if it is depressing.
marghlarsays
And the really sad part? Was that I kept trying to change different answers, to see if I could get a writer I like better, and as long as I stayed within the range of things I actually thought, I couldn’t manage it. It kept giving me V.
You don’t know who Olaf Stapledon is? You must not be any kind of True SF Fan then. Last and First Men, Starmaker — classic space opera on an immense scale.
Odonatasays
I got Cordwainer Smith. Now I’m going to have to read his work.
Michael M.says
Samuel R. Delaney also, which is cool ’cause he’s one of the only possibilities I’ve actually met (though I didn’t sleep with him). Probably has something to do with the “opposite sex” question. You didn’t mention the survey had a heterosexual bias.
justawritersays
U.K. LeGuin. I can certainly live with that.
Zarquonsays
Cordwainer Smith is great! Manimals (called Underpeople)! Stroon! Norstrilia! After you’ve read the stories, have a look here for illustrations.
Nixsays
It appears to be reliable, if it’s the same one that was around a few years ago. Hal Clement took the test…
I’m Hal Clement; but if I change one answer I was iffy on, I’m Ursula K. Le Guin.
Octavia Butler was a wonderful writer of wierd and strong-minded tales. Unfortunately, she died last year at a relatively young age. Here’s my post from that time: Octavia Butler.
kadsays
Note to marghlar – you have to reload the page and then re-enter all answers to get a different response – if you just hit the back button and change a few answers you will always get the same writer that you did the first time.
Initially I got Cordwainer Smith. Like all these things many of the questions have no single satisfactory answer. Doing various combinations of responses that I thought were more or less appropriate I got: William Gibson, Kurt Vonnegut, Octavia Butler and Ursula LeGuin.
I was also able to select answers that produced a Philip K. Dick outcome. However, as much as I admire his writing, actually being like Dick is not a fate I would wish on anyone.
I really like this as a resource for science fiction, and in the last couple of years it has branched off into mystery and then just about everybody. It seems to concentrate on living authors.
kad and marghlar – that’s not true. Or at least, wasn’t true for me in Firefox; just changing one answer radically gave me a different answer… Not that I objected to my assignment, mind you: Olaf Stapledon! How cool! (But I wouldn’t have minded Cordwainer Smith, either.)
Todd Adamsonsays
PK Dick. That’s rather disturbing. I don’t remember trying for that answer. Maybe it wasn’t me.
fyreflyesays
I turned out to be one of the many Greg Benfords. Which is strange only in that I, and probably most of the posters here, did not vote for George in 1990 and I’d think Benford did.
BTW, considering the number of science fiction writers there’ve been it’s strange that our results keep overlapping among a few dozen and a half. Are there really no Bob Heinleins, Stanley G Weinbaums or, god forbid, H P Lovecrafts among us?
plukysays
Oh no!! I’m Ayn Rand. Tell me it isn’t so.
wistahsays
Gregory Benford. Now if only I knew who he was….
marghlarsays
Thanks for the tip, kad — I was able to rig it to give me PFD, Gibson and Lem (all acceptable outcomes) without having to put in answers that were ridiculous for me.
But I’m still depressed that my natural tendencies lead to KV.
And to whoever said that getting picked as Dick is unpleasant, given his life (not his writing) — how ironic is it (given his portrayal of Lincoln’s depressed simulacrum in We Can Build You) that he was the first human to have an android simulacrum, even if it wouldn’t be up to the standards of the Rosen Organ Co.? I think he would have found that far more depressing than anything in his life (except maybe the events leading up to the afterword of A Scanner Darkly).
I got Vonnegut. Damn and blast, I hate Vonnegut. :/
fyreflyesays
…did not vote for George in 1990…
I meant of course to write 2000. I must have had a Philip K Dick moment.
Joelsays
I got John Brunner….
“His best known works are dystopias — vivid realizations of the futures we want to avoid.”
That’s weird because I just last week picked up a used copy of Stand on Zanzibar — I wonder if this means I’ll like it?
Paguroideasays
Isaac Asimov. Ooh. I like his books.
Torbjörn Larssonsays
Asimov.
Boooring, but I like his versatility otherwise. (Oh, what the heck, who am I kidding – I have the entire Foundation and Robot series, and some of his short stories kick major speculative ass.)
Not that I have his fright for flying or parachuting; I love it, next to a fast car.
Torbjörn Larssonsays
Asimov.
Boooring, but I like his versatility otherwise. (Oh, what the heck, who am I kidding – I have the entire Foundation and Robot series, and some of his short stories kick major speculative ass.)
Not that I have his fright for flying or parachuting; I love it, next to a fast car.
I like that, given his non-fiction works. (I have a few of those, too.)
And my father was/is a chemist (what does one say about retirees?), so that sort of works …
QrazyQatsays
Before Tiptree’s identify was made public, around late 70s, a prominent critic made the observation that for the decade before all the most interesting SciFi writers were female, except for Tiptree. :)
cebmsays
I think I’m gonna cry. I got Heinlein. I thought he was great, when I was 12.
I should have taken the questions more seriously – I got Heinlein, too.
DuWaynesays
And I am Ursala LeGuin. Though I would have been happy to be nearly (Ayn Rand?!?!) everyone listed in this thread, I have to say, that I find being Ursala quite satisfying.
afarensis, FCDsays
I got Cordwainer Smith. Now I’m going to have to read his work.
I am soooo jealous!
RBHsays
A second Delany, which works for me: my beard is a dab shorter than his, but just as white.
Hank Foxsays
Vonnegut.
I’d rather be Terry Pratchett!
Fedaykinsays
Frackin’ right on; I got Frank Herbert. Now look at my name.
2+2
LiberalDirksays
I am Arthur C Clarke
Radisays
I’m Asimov :) I learnt to delight in well-written science fiction with a story of Asimov’s that we had in English class, I think I was in the third or fourth grade – “The fun they had” – that, and “The Foghorn”, by Ray Bradbury, were my introduction to the world of science fiction.
Leslie in CAsays
Ursula K. LeGuin. Talented and popular? Okay, works for me.
James In Ottawasays
I must be the outlier here…
I’m Ayn Rand
Then again I am an economist :-)
JMsays
I got Hal Clement, and I’ve read hardly any of his writing. I guess I shall have to try something else of his now!
I wanted to get the result “Arthur C. Clarke” – what would I answers would I have to have given? For a start, for Arthur, question 1 would have had to have the answer “Contact with extra-terrestial intelligence”.
Thony C.says
I just had a very strange experience with this particular piece of webb insanity. Whilst scrolling through the last 24 hours list of Science Blogs I stumbled over several of the “What Science Fiction Writer Are You” posts.Without knowing what it was about I speculated about myself whilst scrolling and came up with the answer; Samuel R Delany. Then finally I arrived here and discovered that the whole thing was one of those idiot webb multipul choice tests, so being an idiot I did the test and what came up as an answer? You’ve guessed it Samuel R Delany!
Magnumsays
Stanislav Lem.
I read Solaris several years ago (a translation of course) and loved it. I’ve watched the almost 4hr Russian version (sans subtitles) and actually quite enjoyed it. I’m also one of few who liked Soderbergh’s movie version too.
G. Tingeysays
Olaf Stapledon got me into SF _ I read my father’s pre-war copy when I was 9 …..-
Erm, Arthur C. Clarke is still alive!
Pat Ksays
I turned out to be Philip José Farmer. My, my!
(I’m another person read and enjoyed Dhalgren, years ago. Haunts me still.)
Graculussays
I’m also one of few who liked Soderbergh’s movie version too.
It wasn’t bad, it just bore no resemblence to Solaris ;-)
By going through and fidddling with a few iffy answers I came up with Lem and Clement.
Magnumsays
Yeah, Tarkovskiy’s version was much closer to the book. I’d have loved to be able to follow the dialogue, but as I say, there weren’t even subtitles. I really enjoyed it though, I actually got off on the 10-minute long scenes just lingering on the roiling planet.
The Hollywood version (with Clooney) was weird enough to have followed some of the original story at least, but had too much happy-ending thrown in (which is to be expected).
Ursula K. LeGuin. Appropriate, since we’re both anarchists.
Marysays
I was Tiptree, too.
I cheated and looked at the code. What, no Ellison? And why the hell was Mickey Spillane even an option?
Chris Ho-Stuartsays
I turn out to be Gregory Benford. The page also provides a lovely bit of additional detail about Benford:
The real Greg Benford once took this quiz, and it told him he was Arthur C. Clarke.
Dawn O'Daysays
Ayn Rand! Which was astonishing because she is one of my all-time favorite authors. I disagree with her politics, but believe she’s a brilliant (and I mean BRILLIANT) writer. I believe that if she were a guy she’d be way more respected than she is. Also, if she were writing in the 19th century, when big narratives were more popular and respected.
I also think the sf elements of her work have been underrecognized.
Dawn
bernardasays
“Ultimately, I have a fairly low tolerance for Vonnegut, especially after reading Breakfast of Champions.”
That is a Great Book! If you don’t like that, you probably won’t like another great book by Vonnegut, Deadeye Dick.
I came out as Stanilaw Lem, whom I’ve never heard of.
andysays
First time I did it I got William Gibson. Second time I got Olaf Stapledon. Both I’ve heard of, but haven’t read anything by.
Yeah, well guess who I got. Samuel Delany for pete’s sake. Into the Star Pit with space opera queen here, I was hoping for Le Guin or at least Stanislaw Lem. That’s what you get, Kristine, for being a smartass. (“I am the opposite sex”! ha, ha! I’ll choose that!)
Magnum, we love Solaris and we have the version with subtitles, so come on over sometime. Have you seen Stalker?
I’m also one of the putative twelve who read Dhalgren — more than once, and the second time I started and finished somewhere in the middle, just to see if it worked — and I join the chorus of praise for Butler. I’d start with the Pattern series, though. I think she wrote Mind of My Mind first. Or start with the short collection Bloodchild.
I read Tiptree/Sheldon’s biography last fall, and it’s a good read. Funny, you’d think I’d end up as her on an Internet quiz. And I even answered “I am the opposite sex.”
Gravculussays
Yeah, Tarkovskiy’s version was much closer to the book. I’d have loved to be able to follow the dialogue, but as I say, there weren’t even subtitles.
My copy is subtitled. I should digitize it soon.
A friend of mine took Russian literature (in Russian) and sat through the un-subtitled Tarkovsky three times. She didn’t get it at all, which is no suprise, as her favourite authors are the Bronte sisters. I saw he Tarkovsky first in the local rep theater when it was finally released here.
Also a shout out for the brothers Strugatsky. Russian SF is quite interesting.
I think the trick to getting Delaney is being a middling asshole.
I believe that if she were a guy she’d be way more respected than she is. Also, if she were writing in the 19th century, when big narratives were more popular and respected.
Alternatively, she could have achieved respect by writing for the BDSM crowd, for whom scenes of strong-willed women who have their wills broken by guys with the initials H.R. in a completely unnecessary quasi-rape scene are a positive plus.
Hey, I changed one answer (not the gender-bender one) and got Gregory Benford! Okay, now I can sleep tonight.
marghlarsays
I came out as Stanilaw Lem, whom I’ve never heard of.
Well, you should check him out; it’s good stuff.
I’ve liked other Vonnegut fine (Cat’s Cradle, Hocus Pocus), but B of C was insufferable. I’m actually quite curious what you found enjoyable about it. I couldn’t believe that I had waded through that entire book only to find that a substantial portion of the ending involved the omniscient narrator describing his own “world record” penis.
bernardasays
As it has been some years since I read B of C, marghlar, it is difficult for me to give you a detailed reply. I just looked to make sure I still had it on my shelves. Maybe I’ll get to it again.
It is a book in the style of the theater of the absurd. It is in the line of pataphysics(from Alfred Jarry). I can understand not liking the book if that is not your cup of tea, but I find it hilarious. Disparate elements linked together in finally a consistent narrative that makes “sense” in its particular world.
Other types of books in this genre are Ishmael Reed’s “Mumbo Jumbo” and books by Boris Vian, “Autumn in Pekin”, “Heartsnatcher”, and “Froth on the Daydream”. The last one is originally “L’écume des jours”, which I think would be better translated as “the froth of life” or “the froth of our days”.
Rupertsays
Arthur C Clarke. Which, seeing as I’m an Englishman from the West Country, is only fitting. (Incidentally, anyone visiting London can see a small permanent exhibition of ACC’s bits and pieces in the space gallery of the Science Museum).
What I want to know is – why has Childhood’s End never been made into a movie? C’mon, chaps, we’ve got computers that draw: I know that the sequence on the Overlord’s home world doesn’t do anything for the plot (and isn’t it interesting how you never notice things like that when you’re ten), but since when has that worried H’wood?
theophylact says
Stanislaw Lem — probably because my answers were internally inconsistent.
ecostudent says
Cool! I’m Gregory Benford.
The Science Pundit says
Isaac Asimov
Rebecca Ore says
We are all James Tiptree. At least you, one of the other Philadelphia women SF writers, and I are.
Zeno says
Jeepers! I turned out to be Kurt Vonnegut!
(Would Kurt say “Jeepers”?)
cory says
William Gibson, which is ironic because I really was and am no great fan of cyberpunk.
I was hoping for Asimov or Bradbury.
Evolving Squid says
I got Arthur C. Clarke
—-
Arthur C. Clarke
Well known for nonfiction science writing and for early promotion of the effort toward space travel, his fiction was often grand and visionary.
—-
Johnny Vector says
Woo-hoo, I’m Gregory Benford too! Which is extra-nifty because I (occasionally) work with his nephew Dominic.
Blake Stacey says
Hi ho! I got Kurt “I’m a monopolar depressive, descended from monopolar depressives — that’s how come I write so good” Vonnegut.
I guess I can live with this result. If not, so it goes.
craig says
I got Octavia Butler, who I’m not familiar with.
RedMolly says
William Gibson. Which I’m going to interpret as Neal Stephenson, ’cause I like him better.
And craig: Butler’s “Parable of the Talents” is a terrific book.
Krystalline Apostate says
I got Arthur C. Clarke. I was hoping for Zelazny or Ellison, but oh well.
Keith says
I’m Kurt Vonnegut as well, which is not surprising as he is a major influence on my writing and my general outlook.
vairitas says
how odd, i’m James Tiptree jr as well….
dzd says
Asimov. Sideburns FTW.
JD Kolassa says
PZ’s a girl? o.O
Oh, and I’m Gregory Benford, by the way. Nice to meet y’all.
Graculus says
Erm… Samuel R Delany.
I suppose that is only just, being one of the dozen people in existance who 1) finished and 2) liked Dhalgren.
PZ Myers says
But I’m pretending to be a guy. Nothing confusing about that at all.
Kurt says
I am Arthur C. Clarke!
Yes!!!!!!!
fusilier says
The inventor of space opera. His purple space war tales remain well-read generations later.
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And DAMNED proud of it! – heck, I even married the Red Lensman
fusilier
James 2:24
Dark Matter says
And as tragic as well…
A sample of her writing-
Love is the Plan The Plan is Death
Janice in GA says
Hey, I’m Hal Clement! Cooooool.
Masklinn says
I’m William Gibson.
As a computer geek, that makes me feel all warm inside.
Sir Craig says
How odd…I seem to be the only person who turned out to be Ursula LeGuin. The only book of hers I’ve read is Left Hand of Darkness, which I don’t even remember (having read it some 20+ years ago for a sci-fi appreciation class to fulfill an English requirement).
Still, she seems to be popular and talented…
marghlar says
Ack! I’m Vonnegut. I mean, he’s okay, but it’s really not what I would have picked. Why couldn’t I be Philip Dick, or William Gibson, or Frank Herbert? Ultimately, I have a fairly low tolerance for Vonnegut, especially after reading Breakfast of Champions.
That being said, I bet Vonnegut would have responded similarly to being told he was himself. So maybe this makes sense, even if it is depressing.
marghlar says
And the really sad part? Was that I kept trying to change different answers, to see if I could get a writer I like better, and as long as I stayed within the range of things I actually thought, I couldn’t manage it. It kept giving me V.
rlrr says
Erm… Samuel R Delany. I suppose that is only just, being one of the dozen people in existance who 1) finished and 2) liked Dhalgren.
I got Gregory Benford. And I must be one of the 12 because I finished and enjoyed Dhalgren…
Jim D says
Hal Clement (Harry C. Stubbs)
A quiet and underrated master of “hard science” fiction who, among other things, foresaw integrated circuits back in the 1940s.
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George says
Who the heck is Olaf Stapledon?
brightmoon says
gregory benford ..i suppose ill have to read him now ….ironically ive read all of the others
andy says
William Gibson. Which is strange, because I don’t like cyberpunk all that much.
PZ Myers says
You don’t know who Olaf Stapledon is? You must not be any kind of True SF Fan then. Last and First Men, Starmaker — classic space opera on an immense scale.
Odonata says
I got Cordwainer Smith. Now I’m going to have to read his work.
Michael M. says
Samuel R. Delaney also, which is cool ’cause he’s one of the only possibilities I’ve actually met (though I didn’t sleep with him). Probably has something to do with the “opposite sex” question. You didn’t mention the survey had a heterosexual bias.
justawriter says
U.K. LeGuin. I can certainly live with that.
Zarquon says
Cordwainer Smith is great! Manimals (called Underpeople)! Stroon! Norstrilia! After you’ve read the stories, have a look here for illustrations.
Nix says
It appears to be reliable, if it’s the same one that was around a few years ago. Hal Clement took the test…
Baratos says
I am Spartacus. :|
Krystalline Apostate says
Cordwainer Smith is great!
Of the Cordwainers, I prefer Bird.
Hehehehe.
jufulu says
Fank Herbert? I got so tired of Dune.
Monado says
I’m Hal Clement; but if I change one answer I was iffy on, I’m Ursula K. Le Guin.
Octavia Butler was a wonderful writer of wierd and strong-minded tales. Unfortunately, she died last year at a relatively young age. Here’s my post from that time: Octavia Butler.
kad says
Note to marghlar – you have to reload the page and then re-enter all answers to get a different response – if you just hit the back button and change a few answers you will always get the same writer that you did the first time.
Initially I got Cordwainer Smith. Like all these things many of the questions have no single satisfactory answer. Doing various combinations of responses that I thought were more or less appropriate I got: William Gibson, Kurt Vonnegut, Octavia Butler and Ursula LeGuin.
I was also able to select answers that produced a Philip K. Dick outcome. However, as much as I admire his writing, actually being like Dick is not a fate I would wish on anyone.
Monado says
Here’s Fantastic Fiction UK’s author page for Octavia E. Butler.
I really like this as a resource for science fiction, and in the last couple of years it has branched off into mystery and then just about everybody. It seems to concentrate on living authors.
Monado says
Thanks for the link to “Love is the Plan the Plan is Death.” That’s one of my favourite stories.
The Ridger says
kad and marghlar – that’s not true. Or at least, wasn’t true for me in Firefox; just changing one answer radically gave me a different answer… Not that I objected to my assignment, mind you: Olaf Stapledon! How cool! (But I wouldn’t have minded Cordwainer Smith, either.)
Todd Adamson says
PK Dick. That’s rather disturbing. I don’t remember trying for that answer. Maybe it wasn’t me.
fyreflye says
I turned out to be one of the many Greg Benfords. Which is strange only in that I, and probably most of the posters here, did not vote for George in 1990 and I’d think Benford did.
BTW, considering the number of science fiction writers there’ve been it’s strange that our results keep overlapping among a few dozen and a half. Are there really no Bob Heinleins, Stanley G Weinbaums or, god forbid, H P Lovecrafts among us?
pluky says
Oh no!! I’m Ayn Rand. Tell me it isn’t so.
wistah says
Gregory Benford. Now if only I knew who he was….
marghlar says
Thanks for the tip, kad — I was able to rig it to give me PFD, Gibson and Lem (all acceptable outcomes) without having to put in answers that were ridiculous for me.
But I’m still depressed that my natural tendencies lead to KV.
And to whoever said that getting picked as Dick is unpleasant, given his life (not his writing) — how ironic is it (given his portrayal of Lincoln’s depressed simulacrum in We Can Build You) that he was the first human to have an android simulacrum, even if it wouldn’t be up to the standards of the Rosen Organ Co.? I think he would have found that far more depressing than anything in his life (except maybe the events leading up to the afterword of A Scanner Darkly).
Wally Whateley says
I got Vonnegut. Damn and blast, I hate Vonnegut. :/
fyreflye says
…did not vote for George in 1990…
I meant of course to write 2000. I must have had a Philip K Dick moment.
Joel says
I got John Brunner….
“His best known works are dystopias — vivid realizations of the futures we want to avoid.”
That’s weird because I just last week picked up a used copy of Stand on Zanzibar — I wonder if this means I’ll like it?
Paguroidea says
Isaac Asimov. Ooh. I like his books.
Torbjörn Larsson says
Asimov.
Boooring, but I like his versatility otherwise. (Oh, what the heck, who am I kidding – I have the entire Foundation and Robot series, and some of his short stories kick major speculative ass.)
Not that I have his fright for flying or parachuting; I love it, next to a fast car.
Torbjörn Larsson says
Asimov.
Boooring, but I like his versatility otherwise. (Oh, what the heck, who am I kidding – I have the entire Foundation and Robot series, and some of his short stories kick major speculative ass.)
Not that I have his fright for flying or parachuting; I love it, next to a fast car.
Keith Douglas says
Asimov for me too.
I like that, given his non-fiction works. (I have a few of those, too.)
And my father was/is a chemist (what does one say about retirees?), so that sort of works …
QrazyQat says
Before Tiptree’s identify was made public, around late 70s, a prominent critic made the observation that for the decade before all the most interesting SciFi writers were female, except for Tiptree. :)
cebm says
I think I’m gonna cry. I got Heinlein. I thought he was great, when I was 12.
Zeno says
Ha! Heinlein thought he was great when he was 12, too!
coturnix says
I should have taken the questions more seriously – I got Heinlein, too.
DuWayne says
And I am Ursala LeGuin. Though I would have been happy to be nearly (Ayn Rand?!?!) everyone listed in this thread, I have to say, that I find being Ursala quite satisfying.
afarensis, FCD says
I am soooo jealous!
RBH says
A second Delany, which works for me: my beard is a dab shorter than his, but just as white.
Hank Fox says
Vonnegut.
I’d rather be Terry Pratchett!
Fedaykin says
Frackin’ right on; I got Frank Herbert. Now look at my name.
2+2
LiberalDirk says
I am Arthur C Clarke
Radi says
I’m Asimov :) I learnt to delight in well-written science fiction with a story of Asimov’s that we had in English class, I think I was in the third or fourth grade – “The fun they had” – that, and “The Foghorn”, by Ray Bradbury, were my introduction to the world of science fiction.
Leslie in CA says
Ursula K. LeGuin. Talented and popular? Okay, works for me.
James In Ottawa says
I must be the outlier here…
I’m Ayn Rand
Then again I am an economist :-)
JM says
I got Hal Clement, and I’ve read hardly any of his writing. I guess I shall have to try something else of his now!
I wanted to get the result “Arthur C. Clarke” – what would I answers would I have to have given? For a start, for Arthur, question 1 would have had to have the answer “Contact with extra-terrestial intelligence”.
Thony C. says
I just had a very strange experience with this particular piece of webb insanity. Whilst scrolling through the last 24 hours list of Science Blogs I stumbled over several of the “What Science Fiction Writer Are You” posts.Without knowing what it was about I speculated about myself whilst scrolling and came up with the answer; Samuel R Delany. Then finally I arrived here and discovered that the whole thing was one of those idiot webb multipul choice tests, so being an idiot I did the test and what came up as an answer? You’ve guessed it Samuel R Delany!
Magnum says
Stanislav Lem.
I read Solaris several years ago (a translation of course) and loved it. I’ve watched the almost 4hr Russian version (sans subtitles) and actually quite enjoyed it. I’m also one of few who liked Soderbergh’s movie version too.
G. Tingey says
Olaf Stapledon got me into SF _ I read my father’s pre-war copy when I was 9 …..-
Erm, Arthur C. Clarke is still alive!
Pat K says
I turned out to be Philip José Farmer. My, my!
(I’m another person read and enjoyed Dhalgren, years ago. Haunts me still.)
Graculus says
I’m also one of few who liked Soderbergh’s movie version too.
It wasn’t bad, it just bore no resemblence to Solaris ;-)
By going through and fidddling with a few iffy answers I came up with Lem and Clement.
Magnum says
Yeah, Tarkovskiy’s version was much closer to the book. I’d have loved to be able to follow the dialogue, but as I say, there weren’t even subtitles. I really enjoyed it though, I actually got off on the 10-minute long scenes just lingering on the roiling planet.
The Hollywood version (with Clooney) was weird enough to have followed some of the original story at least, but had too much happy-ending thrown in (which is to be expected).
Selma says
Ayn Rand, which I’m taking as a huge compliment!
David Harmon says
Bah, it keeps insisiting I’m Wiliam Gibsonm and I gave up on his work.
speedwell says
Isaac Asimov, which was complimetary. I should have gotten Ayn Rand, and I wanted,/i> Heinlein.
Tristram Shandy says
Ursula K. LeGuin. Appropriate, since we’re both anarchists.
Mary says
I was Tiptree, too.
I cheated and looked at the code. What, no Ellison? And why the hell was Mickey Spillane even an option?
Chris Ho-Stuart says
I turn out to be Gregory Benford. The page also provides a lovely bit of additional detail about Benford:
Dawn O'Day says
Ayn Rand! Which was astonishing because she is one of my all-time favorite authors. I disagree with her politics, but believe she’s a brilliant (and I mean BRILLIANT) writer. I believe that if she were a guy she’d be way more respected than she is. Also, if she were writing in the 19th century, when big narratives were more popular and respected.
I also think the sf elements of her work have been underrecognized.
Dawn
bernarda says
“Ultimately, I have a fairly low tolerance for Vonnegut, especially after reading Breakfast of Champions.”
That is a Great Book! If you don’t like that, you probably won’t like another great book by Vonnegut, Deadeye Dick.
I came out as Stanilaw Lem, whom I’ve never heard of.
andy says
First time I did it I got William Gibson. Second time I got Olaf Stapledon. Both I’ve heard of, but haven’t read anything by.
Russell Blackford says
Surprisingly (to me) I came up as Hal Clement.
Kristine says
Yeah, well guess who I got. Samuel Delany for pete’s sake. Into the Star Pit with space opera queen here, I was hoping for Le Guin or at least Stanislaw Lem. That’s what you get, Kristine, for being a smartass. (“I am the opposite sex”! ha, ha! I’ll choose that!)
Magnum, we love Solaris and we have the version with subtitles, so come on over sometime. Have you seen Stalker?
Ron Sullivan says
I’m Hal Clement too. Odd.
I’m also one of the putative twelve who read Dhalgren — more than once, and the second time I started and finished somewhere in the middle, just to see if it worked — and I join the chorus of praise for Butler. I’d start with the Pattern series, though. I think she wrote Mind of My Mind first. Or start with the short collection Bloodchild.
I read Tiptree/Sheldon’s biography last fall, and it’s a good read. Funny, you’d think I’d end up as her on an Internet quiz. And I even answered “I am the opposite sex.”
Gravculus says
Yeah, Tarkovskiy’s version was much closer to the book. I’d have loved to be able to follow the dialogue, but as I say, there weren’t even subtitles.
My copy is subtitled. I should digitize it soon.
A friend of mine took Russian literature (in Russian) and sat through the un-subtitled Tarkovsky three times. She didn’t get it at all, which is no suprise, as her favourite authors are the Bronte sisters. I saw he Tarkovsky first in the local rep theater when it was finally released here.
Also a shout out for the brothers Strugatsky. Russian SF is quite interesting.
I think the trick to getting Delaney is being a middling asshole.
Tristram Shandy says
I believe that if she were a guy she’d be way more respected than she is. Also, if she were writing in the 19th century, when big narratives were more popular and respected.
Alternatively, she could have achieved respect by writing for the BDSM crowd, for whom scenes of strong-willed women who have their wills broken by guys with the initials H.R. in a completely unnecessary quasi-rape scene are a positive plus.
Kristine says
Hey, I changed one answer (not the gender-bender one) and got Gregory Benford! Okay, now I can sleep tonight.
marghlar says
I came out as Stanilaw Lem, whom I’ve never heard of.
Well, you should check him out; it’s good stuff.
I’ve liked other Vonnegut fine (Cat’s Cradle, Hocus Pocus), but B of C was insufferable. I’m actually quite curious what you found enjoyable about it. I couldn’t believe that I had waded through that entire book only to find that a substantial portion of the ending involved the omniscient narrator describing his own “world record” penis.
bernarda says
As it has been some years since I read B of C, marghlar, it is difficult for me to give you a detailed reply. I just looked to make sure I still had it on my shelves. Maybe I’ll get to it again.
It is a book in the style of the theater of the absurd. It is in the line of pataphysics(from Alfred Jarry). I can understand not liking the book if that is not your cup of tea, but I find it hilarious. Disparate elements linked together in finally a consistent narrative that makes “sense” in its particular world.
Other types of books in this genre are Ishmael Reed’s “Mumbo Jumbo” and books by Boris Vian, “Autumn in Pekin”, “Heartsnatcher”, and “Froth on the Daydream”. The last one is originally “L’écume des jours”, which I think would be better translated as “the froth of life” or “the froth of our days”.
Rupert says
Arthur C Clarke. Which, seeing as I’m an Englishman from the West Country, is only fitting. (Incidentally, anyone visiting London can see a small permanent exhibition of ACC’s bits and pieces in the space gallery of the Science Museum).
What I want to know is – why has Childhood’s End never been made into a movie? C’mon, chaps, we’ve got computers that draw: I know that the sequence on the Overlord’s home world doesn’t do anything for the plot (and isn’t it interesting how you never notice things like that when you’re ten), but since when has that worried H’wood?
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ArtK says
William Gibson, whom I can’t stand.
I’d much rather have been “Doc” Smith.