I think you could get some confused wanderers this way.
Brian Xsays
Meh. Girl/girl is sexy, but lesbians aren’t, because they don’t want guys around. That’s the one thing I don’t get about this whole thing — is it really so hard to say that what guys into that sort of thing really want is bisexuality, not lesbianism?
Also, copy-and-paste link to the Onion that seems relevant here:
Well, since I’m not looking for another mate, others’ sexuality doesn’t matter one way or the other to me. I’m into the vampire part, anyway. I notice that you also are not put off by the cadaverous condition of the subjects.
Besides, the author is a lesbian. She shouldn’t have to care what you or I are into.
Brian Xsays
Vampires are cadaverous, but they’re also fantasy creatures. If I was roleplaying, that’s one thing, but if a real vampire came on to me, I’d be eighteen different kinds of freaked out (#6: Real vampire? WTF?).
And point taken re: the blog owner.
Miguelitosays
“Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter”
That is all.
jeffksays
If you’re looking for hot female vampires, I recommend Jim Carrey’s acting debut Once Bitten. No, seriously. There’s a dance-off.
Stogoesays
“Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter”
That is all.
I wasn’t sure if anyone else knew about this flick. Man is it crazy.
Shawn S.says
After this post his votes skyrocketed.
There are lots of Lesbian Vampires are supporting you, PZ!
PHIL! Pander to Gay Male Werewolves! You might catch up!
Torbjörn Larssonsays
if a real vampire came on to me, I’d be eighteen different kinds of freaked out
Yeah, yeah, heard that before; “vampires suck”, “no more churchvisits”, “long life is a drag”, et cetera.
Torbjörn Larssonsays
if a real vampire came on to me, I’d be eighteen different kinds of freaked out
Yeah, yeah, heard that before; “vampires suck”, “no more churchvisits”, “long life is a drag”, et cetera.
Dustinsays
Hey now, don’t take this so lightly. After all, Jack Chick has a real ex-vampire working for him. Chick’s batboy obviously wasn’t a lesbian, but he was a 32nd Degree Mason (and we all know, that’s when you get inducted into the Illuminati).
Brian Xsays
Torbjorn:
Yeah, you’re just avoiding the real issues: no more daylight and an unending hunger for blood. Both damned inconvenient.
Sarcastrosays
Just goes to show ya, Susan Sarandon’s rack is so fine it’ll turn dead women gay.
Torbjörn Larssonsays
Brian:
Those don’t scare me personally – no day job but hunting for food, is all. What would get me is that I don’t get garlic with the meat.
Torbjörn Larssonsays
Brian:
Those don’t scare me personally – no day job but hunting for food, is all. What would get me is that I don’t get garlic with the meat.
KiwiInOz says
Damn. I click on your link for lesbian vampire movies and get Larry Moran reviewing Collins’ book. What a let down!
Blake Stacey says
Conclusion: Larry Moran is in fact a lesbian vampire.
(Did I say that out loud?)
PZ Myers says
Yikes. That’s been fixed, no worries.
Paul Schofield says
His ‘links to this post’ section still refers here.
I think you could get some confused wanderers this way.
Brian X says
Meh. Girl/girl is sexy, but lesbians aren’t, because they don’t want guys around. That’s the one thing I don’t get about this whole thing — is it really so hard to say that what guys into that sort of thing really want is bisexuality, not lesbianism?
Also, copy-and-paste link to the Onion that seems relevant here:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30615
PZ Myers says
Well, since I’m not looking for another mate, others’ sexuality doesn’t matter one way or the other to me. I’m into the vampire part, anyway. I notice that you also are not put off by the cadaverous condition of the subjects.
Besides, the author is a lesbian. She shouldn’t have to care what you or I are into.
Brian X says
Vampires are cadaverous, but they’re also fantasy creatures. If I was roleplaying, that’s one thing, but if a real vampire came on to me, I’d be eighteen different kinds of freaked out (#6: Real vampire? WTF?).
And point taken re: the blog owner.
Miguelito says
“Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter”
That is all.
jeffk says
If you’re looking for hot female vampires, I recommend Jim Carrey’s acting debut Once Bitten. No, seriously. There’s a dance-off.
Stogoe says
I wasn’t sure if anyone else knew about this flick. Man is it crazy.
Shawn S. says
After this post his votes skyrocketed.
There are lots of Lesbian Vampires are supporting you, PZ!
PHIL! Pander to Gay Male Werewolves! You might catch up!
Torbjörn Larsson says
Yeah, yeah, heard that before; “vampires suck”, “no more churchvisits”, “long life is a drag”, et cetera.
Torbjörn Larsson says
Yeah, yeah, heard that before; “vampires suck”, “no more churchvisits”, “long life is a drag”, et cetera.
Dustin says
Hey now, don’t take this so lightly. After all, Jack Chick has a real ex-vampire working for him. Chick’s batboy obviously wasn’t a lesbian, but he was a 32nd Degree Mason (and we all know, that’s when you get inducted into the Illuminati).
Brian X says
Torbjorn:
Yeah, you’re just avoiding the real issues: no more daylight and an unending hunger for blood. Both damned inconvenient.
Sarcastro says
Just goes to show ya, Susan Sarandon’s rack is so fine it’ll turn dead women gay.
Torbjörn Larsson says
Brian:
Those don’t scare me personally – no day job but hunting for food, is all. What would get me is that I don’t get garlic with the meat.
Torbjörn Larsson says
Brian:
Those don’t scare me personally – no day job but hunting for food, is all. What would get me is that I don’t get garlic with the meat.
Jericho says
>> Susan Sarandon’s rack is so fine it’ll turn dead women gay.
Couldn’t have said that better myself! :)
Thanks for the link, PZ – we’ll be watching you! ;)
Jericho
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