I knew there would eventually have to be a movie version of the Catholic primer You’re a Naughty Child and That’s Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You (as seen in Family Guy).
losays
FurPaw, don`t use the word CRAP so condescendingly. Didn`t your mother tell you not to curse and not to make use of the H-bomb/word.
Of course this story is obviously a bunch of crap. As any little kid from Sunday school will tell you, Jesus never pooped! At least, he never loaded his first-century equivalent of a diaper.
Besides, as a Catholic friend informed me a while back, “Jesus poop is impossible. Everyone knows St. Peter was the first Poop!”
Bob ryuu says
Thank god I’m not a practicing Christian, otherwise I’d be shitting in the bed all the time.
Great White Wonder says
More caca humor, less cephalopods.
Oxhead says
Now THAT’s funny. (It almost makes me want to go.)
Jim Downey says
Cool! I got a link from PZ!! Man, for a non-scientist, that’s like a dream of logs floating down a river or something…
Todd says
If you have an accident do you have to say “mea caca?”
FurPaw says
Holy crap!
Zeno says
I knew there would eventually have to be a movie version of the Catholic primer You’re a Naughty Child and That’s Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You (as seen in Family Guy).
lo says
FurPaw, don`t use the word CRAP so condescendingly. Didn`t your mother tell you not to curse and not to make use of the H-bomb/word.
beepbeepitsme says
That was just plain scary..
quitter says
I love TV funhouse. I was saddened when it went off the air after a single season. It was pretty sick.
Pieter B says
You gotta be shittin’ me . . .
Pretty good satire, actually.
sparky says
No, holy crap is the recent discovery, Fossilized Feces of Jesus Wreaks Havoc, reported by AvantNews. Hat tip to Respectful Insolence, and apologies to anyone who saw the story over there.
Of course this story is obviously a bunch of crap. As any little kid from Sunday school will tell you, Jesus never pooped! At least, he never loaded his first-century equivalent of a diaper.
Besides, as a Catholic friend informed me a while back, “Jesus poop is impossible. Everyone knows St. Peter was the first Poop!”
Peri P Laneta says
This was as funny as purity balls are nauseating.