Smilin’ Norm has a reputation as a bit of a horndog, and now we learn where he got it from. Honestly, I really didn’t need to know.
(via Minnesota Politics)
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Smilin’ Norm has a reputation as a bit of a horndog, and now we learn where he got it from. Honestly, I really didn’t need to know.
(via Minnesota Politics)
I don’t know what you’re getting so upset for. It’s not anything different or worse than what Sergeant Cigar did with a chubby intern in the Whore House Oral Oriface.
Now a friendly massage between two close friends – THAT’S something to get upset about (according to the left-stream media and left-wing blogs and websites). Chimpeach the groper!
(to the tune of Clementine)
Troll-y troll-y, troll-y troll-y,
You have done your drive-by.
Climb back under your slimy rock now,
Ignorant troll of the site.
What’s really ironic is that the comments made by PZ and others here would be considered “trolling” if they were made anywhere else. I love that.
Oh, my Lordy!
Although regrettably this picture was not one of the 1998 Texas governor’s race (GWB v. Gary Mauro), there is hope that we can substitute current Gov. Rick Perry and his father (no implications related to personal lifestyle) with the caption Richard Perry’s father (or living relative), XXXX Perry (or maternal line), grasps his son’s (or closest relative’s) hand as the former Texas governor concedes the 2006 gubernatorial race to Richard (Kinky) Friedman at the Austin Texas Radisson Hotel.
Jesse’s manager is Kinky’s campaign manager.
Polly Anna
The man needs therapy? Just for having sex in a car? (Don’t start with the “that’s not what he said” garbage — the implication was quite clear.)
While clearly he needed to be more discrete, I can only see this as embarassing, not disordered. Buddha on a bicycle…
“What’s really ironic is that the comments made by PZ and others here would be considered “trolling” if they were made anywhere else.”
Yes. Clearly, somewhere there is a niche for your ignorance and bad faith. Go find it.
I guess my sentiments didn’t come through, but even though I despise Norm Coleman, I give a thumbs up to 81 year old men having enthusiastic, consensual sex, even in cars.
I’m hoping my wife and I will get arrested for a similar ‘crime’ in about 32 years, and I won’t mind if everyone blogs it.
‘lewd’ such a great word and there should be more of it.
The US government is interested in whether I have
committed a crime involving moral turpitude…
not sure what that means but i bet lewdness has something to do with it. I checked the NO box…
Dang it, he needed to be more ‘discreet’. Unless his variables have been pushing the boundaries of rationality, in which case he does need to be discrete.
I’m more concerned about the mental state of the woman.
While the kind-hearted side of me hopes the old man gets the help he needs (even if it’s just financial help so he can afford a hotel room), my partisan bastard side hopes he stays healthy, horny, and indiscreet so he can help send Al Franken to the Senate in ’08.
I don’t know what you’re getting so upset for. It’s not anything different or worse than what Sergeant Cigar did with a chubby intern in the Whore House Oral Oriface.
Clinton also killed Vince Foster, don’t forget that.
So you’re defending what Coleman did on the ground that others do worse things? Aren’t you wonderfully ethical and moral wingnuts supposed to DISAPPROVE of such moral relativism?
Yeah. You see, there’s this thing called “context.” It’s actually the core element to trolling; without making a statement which would be controversial or offensive to a given community, one cannot troll that community.
Also, haw haw, Monica Lewinsky is chubby. Hey, I hear she’s a Jew too. And she puts dicks in her mouth. What a slut. You repugnant misogynistic slime.
No, George, I’m not, but you are supposed to be. Remember, you’re the guys who said it was no big deal for a sitting president – a man who swore to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States” – to commit the felony of lying under oath in a court of law.
And Ann Coulter is skinny, Christian and probably has put dicks in her mouth, too, or is at least inclined to do so. Not sure what any of what I said previously and now has to do with misogynism. Does your bringing up her being a Jew make you anti-Semitic?
Remember, you’re the guys who said it was no big deal for a sitting president – a man who swore to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States” – to commit the felony of lying under oath in a court of law.
Jason–It’s only the “court of law” bit that tipped me off as to what president you were referring to.
The current president, like all presidents, also swore to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States”–without ever having read it. Which means that that he couldn’t even be bothered to tell the truth while taking the oath of office.
However, he has managed to avoid going to court–or any other type of accountability–thanks, in no small part, to small-minded enablers (like yourself) who value their hatred of the Left far above any love of our country.
I’m not a gambling man but I bet she was a hooker…not that there’s anything wrong with that. ;)
I assume you’re talking about “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”, right?
Do I really need to point out that this was immediately after the prosecution council had introduced a definition of “sexual relations” that didn’t include receiving oral sex?
While I agree that any reasonable definition of “sexual relations” should include that, courts have an odd tendency to insist on such explicitly agreed-upon defintions in preference to the witness, lawers, judge and jury all having their own ideas about exactly where the boundary lies.
The prosecution introduced a definition which I’ll agree was flawed, and Clinton gave a truthful answer according to that definition. This means he did not commit perjury. Unless of course, you have evidence that Clinton performed cunnilingus, or had vaginal or anal intercourse with Lewinski? I’m not aware of any such evidence, but that certainly doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
So you’re defending what Coleman did on the ground that others do worse things?
No, George, I’m not, but you are supposed to be. Remember, you’re the guys who said it was no big deal for a sitting president – a man who swore to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States” – to commit the felony of lying under oath in a court of law.
Wow, Jason, you just did it again!
Guess we shouldn’t take your protests about ‘moral relativism’ seriously, eh?
Don’t forget, Hilary Clinton is also a lesbian witch.
Don’t forget, Hilary Clinton is also a lesbian witch.
Not only a lesbian, but she was having an affair with Vince Foster.
And how does the Right know this?
“It’s called faith!”
Hooray for the 81-year-old horndog! That gives me hope for the future… I do hope, though, to be gettin’ it on somewhere less conducive to causing heart attack/stroke/arthritis flare-up/permanent neck cricks than the backseat of a car.
An old man walks into a Catholic church, looks around nervously, and slips into the confessional. Soon a priest slides open the partition.
“I’m not sure what I’m supposed to say,” says the old man.
“Have you never been to confession before?,” asks the priest.
“No, father.”
“Well, you’re never too old to start, I suppose,” says the priest. “We can skip the formalities, then. What is it you want to tell me?”
“Father, I’m 81 years old. I’m married to beautiful 23-year-old girl, and each night we engage in vigorous sexual intercourse.”
And the priest says, “That age difference is certainly unusual, but within the confines of a loving marriage, there’s nothing sinful about it.”
“That’s not all,” says the old man. “I’m also having an affair with her 17-year-old sister. She does everything.”
“Oh, I see,” says the priest, “Well, that’s quite — hey, wait a minute! Aren’t you Mr. Waxman, from the dry cleaners up the street?”
“Indeed I am, Father Malloy,” says the old man.
“But you’re not Catholic. You’re not even Christian! Why are you telling me all this?”
“Are you kidding? I’m telling everybody!”