Nothing as naughty as the last chapter, time to be boring again. The emotions run high in this one. If you want to read this novel from the beginning, see this article, read it, and hit the next button until you see more entries, stopping with II:V, then starting again at this one. And stopping again here at II:X, because I have had a terrible time writing lately, and that time is over! I might pick this beast up again in July.
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Josefina took advantage of the secrecy of her existence to sink into despair. The difficulties of their situation were obvious enough, but her feelings went beyond that. Perhaps it was the melancholy nature that had followed her since childhood, momentarily forgotten in the wake of her time in the Torre Alucine and reunion with Ximura, finally returning. The wisdom of her crucible had not cured the depression, only allowed her to briefly forget it.
Or it was something else. She muddled through leading meditations, but was losing whatever spell she had cast on the students. Her hair was a mess, her clothing disheveled. Ombonculita refused to entertain the children anymore, scowling at everyone as she clung to Josefina’s breast.
Umbrifer lost track of its own lessons, focused on cleaning up after her messes and social missteps. It would make nice with anyone she had bothered, then follow after her and do whatever it could to help her feel better.
On one such occasion, with white afternoon sun filling the guest suite, Umbrifer followed her in and closed the doors behind her. As it turned back to face her again, it seemed her steps had slowed, almost like the sunlight was stairs that she was about to ascend. Instead she collapsed to a couch there, almost crushing Ombunculita, who crawled free of the mess squawking.
It came to them, laid fuzzy black paws on her arms, and rolled her over to face the world. “I try not to impose on humans, not ever, but this is starting to look risky to me personally. Is there anything I can do to get you playing nice with the Alishers again? Or at least less of this…” It gestured at her as if she was a pig sty that needed cleaning.
The anger in her tiny dark eyes increased her resemblance to Blasfemia, which successfully intimidated the spirit. Long dark hair half-concealed her face.
Umbrifer slow-blinked that big pink eye and tried again, gently. “You deserve to feel as well as you can, Josefina. I don’t like to see this. Can you at least tell me what is happening to you?”
“No.” She shook her head. “I don’t know the answer.” She bit her lip and looked off to the side, lost in thought. “Maybe I just need a hug, heh.”
“I can go find your sister.”
She looked at him wryly. “Why not hug me yourself? Afraid you’ll fall in love?”
Umbrifer’s eye was too big to conceal thoughts or feelings. It darted to the side and back.
“What is it?” Her face went slack, eyes piercing.
“I don’t want you to… Don’t make me say it.”
“What,” she spat.
Umbrifer threw up its hands and stood up to flee if it needed to. “I saw the video, alright? I’m sorry!”
Her face stiffened in horror. By then the spirit was halfway to the door. Suddenly, Ombonculita opened her mouth and roared like a lion. But instead of a roar, some eldritch ball of sound waves erupted and struck Umbrifer in the chest. It flew back, tumbling over furniture and crashing into the wall.
The spirit scrambled to its feet and looked at the homunculus in alarm. She was propped up on her arms at full extension, body rigid, thorned head trembling. Distortions in reality dripped from her silently screaming mouth like foam from a sick dog. Her eyes were livid with hate.
Josefina wanted to apologize, to do something to reprimand her Abuelita for this violence, but she was still in the grip of sorrow and horror, trembling.
Umbrifer gave her one last sad look and fled the room.
It had to find Blasfemia. Only her sister had any chance of seeing this right.
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Darter slumped against a post, wishing he was more capable of getting drunk. He was slowly sinking further into the snow, not melting it as much as a living person would. It was like he was daring anyone to notice. A shadow loomed above him.
“Boy, you need to get back to work.” It was his old boss, Graldon.
“They need me.”
“Alish needs you, needs all hands on the machinery. I am shocked the Bugaster hasn’t sent you back to the works yet.”
“I’m translating Corazono and Lenko, man. Get off my back.”
“I see you translating alcohol into stupor while we’re working on a double ransom.”
Don’t blow it, he thought, his secret eye seething. “I’ll talk to Mallor. If he still needs me for something, I’ll do it. Otherwise, Ill help. Alright?”
“Alright, boy. Fair enough.” His words faltered at the end as he was distracted by Traders laughing across the street. He didn’t want to cause trouble either, and hurried on his way.
Darter dragged his corpse upright, swayed lightly in place, and wondered. What was the point of prolonging an existence where he could no longer enjoy any of the things he had once lived for? Rage at the injustice of dying young, or just animal panic, had driven him to reanimate in this unnatural way, but neither of those feelings remained in him. Maybe all that he had left was the half-assed ambition to make his death interesting.
A few Traders noticed him and walked over. “Oy! Why are you staring at us, kid?” “And why are you blue? It’s nasty,” said another.
“I’m sick. Probably not a good idea to touch me.”
That did bring them up short. “Well, just mind your eyes, fool.” A few gestured at their weapons. They didn’t have to touch him to hurt him.
“Mmhm.” He was already distracted by the sight of Umbrifer crossing the street a few blocks away, so averting his eyes was easy.
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In the tavern, Blasfemia was on Kottor-sitting duty. She figured that alone should be worth the cost of the Leveret’s fuel — keep the old goat entertained so he didn’t get any more dangerous ideas for extracting diversion from the Alishers. By then his favorite lieutenants also had translators, and spent most of their hours reading her words and carousing.
“I kill duendes, what can I say? Everybody has to do some kind of job. You find out stuff about them, like, which ones talk with each other and which ones are just stupid animals. You can’t always tell just to look at them.”
“And the hellhound? Just a stupid animal?” Kottor’s voice was thick with a plug of chewing algae in his mouth, slowly releasing a mild intoxicant. Probably best to keep a clear head instead of doing every drug in sight, but he couldn’t resist having a little taste of each.
She tipped her computer down. “The stupidest. Now cañacorbos, they look like a bird with a little goblin face, they seem like they’d just be a dumb animal, but one time I cleared a field of ’em and the next time I saw some, they knew. One must’ve gotten away and squealed. Watch out for the girl with the knives.”
“What’s a bird?,” one of the lieutenants asked.
Kottor said, “Like acrife, from Catedra 3. I’m more interested in what you didn’t tell us about the time you broke out of jail.”
No one asked about goblins, knowing that was what she sometimes called Umbrifer.
The goblin itself appeared at the door, looking agitated. “Ursula, I need your help with something at the Bugaster’s house. If you can excuse us, good people.”
They laughed at the polite description. Every time they laughed, the servers and their guards braced for something unamusing to happen.
Blasfemia said, “Well. Sounds urgent. I’ll be right back.” She was glad for the reprieve, but felt the importance of hypnotizing the jerks with her bullshit, every time she saw a young Alish lady flinch at them.
Kottor waved her off and went into some rapid patter of Lenko. The translator on Blasfemia’s computer worked on it, but she paid it no attention. Umbrifer was glad they hadn’t made an issue of the interruption.
Out in the street it hustled her away from the nearest Traders that were milling around, and said, “It came out that I saw that horrible video. I never told her before.”
“You never told me before, puto!” She slapped it in the chest with both hands. “What the fuck? How is she?”
“Bad, or I wouldn’t have gotten you, would I?”
“Is she hurting herself? Somebody else?”
“I don’t know what to expect. Maybe I shouldn’t’ve left her with Ombonculita. I don’t know what she’s capable of!”
“You’ve known us for months now, come on.”
“So she wouldn’t hurt the homunculus?”
“Duh.” They never stopped walking, getting to the house quickly in the small village.
“Ombonculita might hurt you. Be careful.”
“You’re coming with me, goblin.”
Under normal circumstances the doors would only open for family members and people with temporary permission, but while the Traders were in town, they would open for anyone without a Trader within six paces. They had to wait for some Traders to move down the street, and flashed fake smiles at them as they went.
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Mallor patrolled Alish end to end, watching for any scene that might erupt into violence with the Traders and defusing them. This was his life during their visits, a task he entrusted to few others in the village. Only the coolest heads with the most experience of the brigands could deal with all the possibilities – to the extent no situation cropped up that was truly impossible. All it would take was a power-drunk whim from one of the violent characters. The patrol duty was whim management.
He’d passed Darter a few times, but didn’t feel free to spend a minute on the kid. Maybe the Traders were being exceptionally well behaved, because he’d run out of situations to deal with, and stopped to bother him this time. “Darter.”
The boy had been leaning on a post, hanging his head, underdressed for the weather. “Oh, I was supposed to talk to you.”
“What’s the matter? Why aren’t you with Umbrifer? You were thick as thieves a month ago.”
“It’s personal. Anyway, Graldon wants me back on the machines. Is there anything I can do for you instead? You know I’m not the best worker.”
“I know. As luck would have it, I can use you. But only if you can keep your act together. Look at you out here, in your indoor pants. Absurd.”
“Sorry, please. Tell me what the job is.”
“Pretend to be a drunk. Hang out at the tavern. Listen for anything important they say in Lenko, and for your own sake as much as ours, do not let them know you understand the language. Can you do it?”
He bobbled in place, unsure of himself. Could he avoid giving a subtle look of recognition at any of their words? Would he even be able to sit close enough to understand them without arousing suspicion? “I can. I swear I can.”
“Good boy…”
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Blasfemia and Umbrifer came into the big central lounge of the second floor and had to shoo some ladies who were wrapped in furious rumor. Earlier it had told them to stay away from Josefina for their own sakes, now it had to tell them again, get away from the door to the guest suite, out of sight altogether if they could. Then they took up positions on either side of the door, like cops about to do a raid.
“Josie! I’d like to come in, Hermana. Is it safe for me to do that?”
There was no response. Umbrifer gestured for her to just go in. She gestured after you, and it rolled its eye.
“Josie, I’m coming in now.” She grabbed Umbrifer’s collar and dragged it in with her. The creature was reasonably strong for its size but its inhumanly low weight made it easy to push around.
Josefina and Ombonculita were out of sight. The suite had a few rooms, and she must have retreated to a bedroom, or a bath. They heard no water dripping and headed to her preferred bedroom. This time Blasfemia let Umbrifer stay outside, but insisted it stay close to her door.
“Josie, I’m coming in. Don’t blow me up, OK?” The door was not locked.
A massive decorative wardrobe was blocking the window, no doubt moved by sorcery, clothing falling out of it in a landslide. The room would have been pitch black but for a halo that escaped the edges of that barrier, and one small skylight. It was still dark enough to make it hard to tell where the bedding ended and her sister began.
“Eyy, um… I don’t know what to say. You know my usual answer is killing somebody. Want me to kill the Corsario?”
A soft golden light bloomed on the bed, in contrast to the pale white light from outside. It was in the hands of Ombonculita, illuminating her feral face.
“Come on, Hermana, don’t let this thing burn the house down.”
A hand snaked out of the blankets and touched the little creature’s thorny head, and the light went out.
“I’m really glad to see that. It means you’re still thinking, not totally loco.” Blasfemia picked her way through the darkness and came to Josefina’s side of the bed, avoiding her little Abuelita. She felt around until she was touching something she recognized, then got an arm all the way around her.
“I love you. Don’t be alone anymore. I can’t stand it.”
Josefina pulled away, making room for her sister in the big bed, and Blasfemia got in, put a hand around, assuming the role of the big spoon. The homunculus was not of a mind to be the littlest cucharadita, and held herself up on Josefina’s arm, staring at Blasfemia in the dark.
She squeezed her sister and tried to give her some mental room by waiting to talk again. She could not be as patient as she preferred. “You don’t hafta do anything for these ding-dongs. I’ll do it all, OK? And whenever I can I’ll come see you wherever you hide, and I’ll hold you just like this, until you feel better.”
Josefina finally spoke, quiet, hoarse. “Don’t kill that duende. I still like it.”
“When you don’t like it, can I kill it?”
“Mmhm.”
They stayed there quiet a moment longer, before Blasfemia’s impatience got the best of her again. “I brought it. Umbrifer’s probably waiting outside the door there.”
“I can’t… I can’t stand it.”
“Don’t be sad; I can get rid of it without killing it. It’s real easy to push.”
Josefina shuddered and Blasfemia hushed, waiting her out.
“Does it really think I would try to have sex with it, just because of that video?”
“Did it say that? I’ll smush it like a motherfucking bug.”
“Don’t, don’t…”
“Yeah, yeah. You don’t make it easy. You know, it had to have seen that video before the first time you ever met, right? So it’s no different now than it was before, with you. And it’s been all nice to you and stuff, right?”
“I guess.” She sobbed. “But that means this whole time I thought it was cool, it was afraid of me, feeling weird about me, looking at me like that.”
“But it was being nice to you because it liked you anyways. You know Umbrifer always liked you a lot more than me. You know why.”
“I just wasn’t ready to think about anybody… anybody who saw that, seeing me… I can’t do anything. It’s all too crazy.”
“I don’t know what to do about that! I don’t! It’s the kind of thing like, if I could cut the memory out of everybody’s head one at a time, go door to door with these knives, I’d spend the rest of my life doing that. I wish I could!”
Josefina rolled onto her back, so she could hold Blasfemia and Ombonculita at the same time, and kissed Blasfemia on the head. “Hush, hush, Ximura. You did everything you know how to do, and that’s all we have to do. I’m the one who has to figure out how to deal with this.”
“Maybe it would help if the Corsario promised to not be weird about it with you?”
“Oh I don’t know. Maybe… I just wish I could… I don’t know, hug it. Like a normal person.”
“Is that all it would take? I could bully him into that, no problem.”
“It’s ruined. Umbrifer can only see me as a crazy sucia who wants to fuck it. I’m ruined.”
“That goblin has been watching you with its bug eye for months now, and never once has this come up. It has to be able to trust you by now, or it wouldn’t have got me to help, wouldn’t have tried to help you even when I’m not around, so many times.”
“You think so?”
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Umbrifer wondered for the thousandth time how its life had come to this, when suddenly there was a whistle from inside the room. It had to be Blasfemia. She called it in.
It came in and switched on the light. The ladies winced and it turned the light back off. “I can see just as well without it, just a habit, I’m sorry.” It stepped in a short way, and looked at the weirdos on the bed.
Blasfemia stood up and came to it. “Listen. If you are OK with Josie hugging you, it would make her feel a lot better. She would never wanna do anything to make you feel uncomfortable though, so only say yes if that’s true. But it would really help her, y’know?”
Umbrifer crossed its arms and looked sadly at Josefina’s tear-dappled face.
She said, “I promise, I’ll never ever come onto you. Really. I just need you in my life as a friend. It’s just too…” She broke out crying again.
“Hey,” it said. “I’ll do it. I do care about you, Josefina. Life is crazy; you never know what’s going to happen. All I ever wanted to care about was the Leveret, but now I care about you too, OK?” It came to the bed and got in beside her, and then awkwardly put an arm around her.
She embraced it back and cried herself out, leaning on the weird thin duende for comfort. Its body was warm, everywhere that was not covered by clothing bristling with stiff fur.
Josefina knew she could keep her promise not to come onto Umbrifer, but to her surprise, she really did feel a romantic impulse. She really did want to fuck it.
Suddenly, all three of their computers buzzed to life with a message. They checked them out.
The screens were filled with bold block lettering in Borlante, and the phones took a moment to catch up and letter in the translation.
//Surrender to the Celestial Hierarchy the one known as Blasfemia or face destruction.//
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