Oh shit, Rise of Skywalker is one week from today! Below are the OBJECTIVELY correct Star Wars rankings as determined by my exhaustive, peer-reviewed research:
- 4
- 5
- 3
- Rogue
- 6
- Solo
- 7
- 8
- Getting hit by a speeder
- 1
- Getting sliced in half with a lightsaber
- 2
I also want to add that – in light of recent, very important, internet battles – I am a TLJ centrist. Both sides!