I’m exhausted. I could keep tweaking this until some time next year, or bite the bullet and post this now.
So… that’s right; all your squidmas shopping worries are over. It’s the perfect gift for both friends and enemies alike!
Note–this is not volume three, but rather a three-year collection, with over 300 pages of your favorites, and the favorites of that other person with weird taste. Guaranteed never to make Oprah’s list!
So, spread the word, and demand that your local bookstores carry hundreds of copies!