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Butterflies and Wheels
Gnu atheism, women's rights, internationalism, universalism, and gossip
Um, no, it hasn’t been restored. WTF is going on here?
Passengers will please refrain…
Borkiness abounded. Seems ok for me right now though.
Thank god. I had to go THREE WHOLE HOURS without FtB telling me what to think.
It was terrifying. I’d like a hivemind hug, if that’s alright.
*hugs*
I thought this was meant to be descriptive rather than prescriptive. Imagine my surprise.
@Whiskeyjack #4:
Obviously the hivemind agrees and has implemented the hivemind-hug or you, yourself, would not have thought of it.
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