I was walking around the building with the professor I’m doing rotations with this quarter, and we ran into (who I now know is) one of the secretaries in our business office.
Secretary: Hi! *pauses awkwardly* …Is this…?
Me: ?
Prof: *long confused pause, then realization* …my WIFE?!
Secretary: *nods*
Prof: *laughing* No, this is my first roton!
Secretary: Oh, I’m sorry! I just remember someone saying your wife was younger than you, so…
Real thoughts about grad school to come later, you know, when I’m not actually busy with grad school.
Michael Gordon says
I like the word “roton.” It sounds all scientific ‘n stuff.
Rhacodactylus says
Good for him, why be a professor if you can’t date grad school aged students! Or undergrads as the situation calls for it.~Rhaco
Gus Snarp says
The secretary thought you were the prof’s young hottie. That should be an ego boost for a few days.
Mike Hare says
Pretty sure old farts “dating” students is skeezy at best and also pretty sure Jen’s ego gets no boost from being thought of as a profs young hottie…but I could be wrong…as usual.
Jen says
I should clarify that this professor is fairly young, so it’s not totally implausible :P
Gus Snarp says
You could be right too, but I think on some level we all like to be though of as young hotties, even if we generally prefer to be judged for our brains.
LS says
All I’ve got are my looks and my snails-pace wit which is only impressive when I’ve got the Internet providing me with a time buffer for my responses. So, yeah, being a young hottie would be nice. If only. =P
LS says
So, we’re going to see real thoughts about grad school when you’re done with grad school? =P
K.W. Ramsey says
So, does this mean Jen could pass as a trophy wife?*prepares to duck*
moonablaze says
I keep telling my family the same thing. Grad school kicks my ass WAY more than undergrad did.