Colbert wants to be in the conservative bible, Conservapedia explodes


By now you’ve probably heard of Conservapedia’s hilarious idea to edit the Bible to remove liberal bias. Because you know, gender inclusive language, using the word “comrade”, and a lack of parables about free market are horrible things caused by the liberal media. While most people have been ridiculing this, they do have one strong supporter: Stephen Colbert. He supports it so much, that he asked his viewers to go edit Conservapedia so he can be a Biblical figure.

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His fans were so excited to spread the conservative gospel of Stephen Colbert that Conservapedia crashed within minutes of his request. Unfortunately, Conservapedia didn’t keep any of their edits. How sad. I mean, Stephen Colbert as a biblical figure is just as accurate as what they plan to do with the Bible – why not let us help out?

Comments

  1. says

    Lol, I literally threw my hands in the air and whooped out loud – well, not that loud – when Colbert “suggested” his fans’ input in the Bible Project. Beautiful. =)

  2. says

    Lol, I literally threw my hands in the air and whooped out loud – well, not that loud – when Colbert “suggested” his fans’ input in the Bible Project. Beautiful. =)

  3. says

    I hit it up within seconds of hearing, and it was down like a motherfucker. Colbert has legions of followers. I hope he reminds us again in a week. Let's crash Conservapedia each week till they give up this bullshit.

  4. says

    I hit it up within seconds of hearing, and it was down like a motherfucker. Colbert has legions of followers. I hope he reminds us again in a week. Let’s crash Conservapedia each week till they give up this bullshit.

  5. says

    It took me a few minutes of going over their site before I started to realize, they're serious.

    It was good for a laugh, but I still have trouble believing that people like that actually do exist in the world. Still, laugh with me, check out this list of "Conservative Terms".

    http://conservapedia.com/Essay:Best_New_Conservative_Terms

    And for an even better laugh, check out their Atheism page! You'll find a link for half way down the list of "Conservative Terms" under the "Conservative Words Not Yet Recognized by the Dictionary" section; oh, by the way, we're supposedly "morally bankrupt". ;-)

    Pete…

  6. says

    It took me a few minutes of going over their site before I started to realize, they’re serious.It was good for a laugh, but I still have trouble believing that people like that actually do exist in the world. Still, laugh with me, check out this list of “Conservative Terms”.http://conservapedia.com/Essay…And for an even better laugh, check out their Atheism page! You’ll find a link for half way down the list of “Conservative Terms” under the “Conservative Words Not Yet Recognized by the Dictionary” section; oh, by the way, we’re supposedly “morally bankrupt”. ;-)Pete…

  7. says

    I got as far as:

    "liberals will oppose this effort, but they will have to read the Bible to criticize tis, and that will open their minds"

    and had to stop before I ruptured something internally.

  8. says

    I got as far as:”liberals will oppose this effort, but they will have to read the Bible to criticize tis, and that will open their minds”and had to stop before I ruptured something internally.

  9. says

    Jessica Sideways:

    Not only that, I'm curious to see how they're going to handle the more "touchy" aspects of the bible.

    How truly conservative are they going to be when it comes to the topics of god sanctioned slavery, mass murder, the killing of unruly children, or anything else "God" approves of when most sane, rational, people would find it morally repugnant?

  10. says

    Jessica Sideways:Not only that, I’m curious to see how they’re going to handle the more “touchy” aspects of the bible.How truly conservative are they going to be when it comes to the topics of god sanctioned slavery, mass murder, the killing of unruly children, or anything else “God” approves of when most sane, rational, people would find it morally repugnant?

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