Woo! Leaving for the airport in about 45 minutes! You know, I’m really not sure how big name bloggers post so often. Do they just never go on vacation? I’ve been trying to make some posts for while I’m gone, but I still feel like I’m going to be neglecting you guys. Well, it doesn’t help that I don’t have a laptop (waiting until grad school to get one). I can theoretically post from my phone, but it has a character limit so I get about 3 sentences in. I will make some posts about my adventures while I’m up there, but if not, I’ll at least write some stuff down so I don’t forget it when I get back. Just think of it this way: you’ll have a bit of a dry spell for a while, but then lots of crazy Alaska stories and photos afterwards!
Oh, and I think about everyone I know has told me to say hi to Sarah Palin. Ha. Ha. Yes, she’s the one person you know from Alaska and she’s an idiot. Hilarious. Though this wins for most original:
“Say hello to Palin for me. Knock up Bristol on my behalf.”
“That may be difficult for me to do, but I’ll try my best.”
See you guys later :D
Whoa, careful with those jokes there – people might stir a shit and scream that it's awful, that you shouldn't be making rape jokes, and even scream for you to be fired …
Letterman has taught us that much: don't make jokes about thin-skinned idiots who can't take them. -_-
Whoa, careful with those jokes there – people might stir a shit and scream that it’s awful, that you shouldn’t be making rape jokes, and even scream for you to be fired …Letterman has taught us that much: don’t make jokes about thin-skinned idiots who can’t take them. -_-
Since when has 'knock up' meant 'rape'? I plan on getting Bristol's consent! It's just the whole impregnating part that will be hard.
Since when has ‘knock up’ meant ‘rape’? I plan on getting Bristol’s consent! It’s just the whole impregnating part that will be hard.
I know where you can get semen. All you have to do is close your eyes and suck it out of a hose. That is where Cartman got the sperm for his Seacity.
Remember seapeople + seamen = seacity.
I know where you can get semen. All you have to do is close your eyes and suck it out of a hose. That is where Cartman got the sperm for his Seacity.Remember seapeople + seamen = seacity.
Oh for fuck sake, I still didnt change a sperm to semen in my correction. I give up.
Oh for fuck sake, I still didnt change a sperm to semen in my correction. I give up.
Enjoy your trip. And good luck with your presentation.
Enjoy your trip. And good luck with your presentation.
Come on! You're a biologist! I'm sure you'll be able to do some in vitro magic with eggs from both of you resulting in a couple viable embryos to implant in Palin…. right?
Come on! You’re a biologist! I’m sure you’ll be able to do some in vitro magic with eggs from both of you resulting in a couple viable embryos to implant in Palin…. right?