The Tiny Tyrant’s fundraising committee has released a survey: Official Presidential Job Performance Poll. And here it is:
Wow. Impressive, right? Every time you think the bar of stupid just cannot possibly get lower, it defies reality and gets down, down, down in the pit of fuckin’ idiocy. Obviously, they are hoping for a sop to toss into the void of Donny’s ego, reassuring him that yes, he’s so much better than a former president.
If you’re thinking of having a bit of fun, think twice, because:
respondents must submit identifying information, including their names and email addresses, raising concerns that the details will be raided for marketing purposes.
The site’s fine print below the form notes that, “by providing your phone number, you are consenting to receive calls and texts, including autodialed and automated calls and texts, to that number from TMAGAC and its participating committees.”
Oh they will be getting all sorts of identifying info. I know a certain Heywood JaBlowme who’s gonna fill out that survey.
It’s pronounced “Ya-blu-may.”
I use “Chuck U. Farley” (a nod to “Pump Up The Volume”, which is a better movie than the name implies).
Unfortunately I don’t seem to have any personal enemies in the USA upon whom I could inflict this. :(