Well, why not abandon clothing? Weather-permitting, of course.
(Because seriously, nothing says FREEDOM! and GAY AGENDA!!! like walking around naked in -20 degree flurries. Or in +35 degree sunshine for more than the 15 minutes your sunscreen might last. I think they’re missing the point of clothing, is what I’m trying to say. :P)
The real question would be, for the angsty right wing Christian type, “oh no, is it better to abandon clothing altogether, or be forced into wearing GAYSTAPO clothing!!1!?
Looking at that photo of Ken Ham, he’s wearing modern clothing, made of modern fabric. I’d be willing to be there’s a mixed fabric in there somewhere, so that’s no-no #1. At the time Genesis was written, what with that apparently being clothing law, were ties in fashion? How about that very expensive looking watch? Someone should do a wardrobe makeover for Ham -- Genesis clothing only.
blfsays
If I join Teh Gaystapo, then I get to invent Gatria Law and “force” the thugs to obey it?
Hum, Ok…
First, the most important stuff:
● “Peas are not allowed.”
● “Neither are horses.”
● “No peas.”
● “Penguins get free cheese.”
● “And MUSHROOMS!”
● “We really mean it about the peas.”
Then some other fixes:
● “You cannot discriminate. At all. Never. Even if the you think the other person is different.”
● “You can use any public toilet facility.”
● “And. No. Peas.”
● “Nudity is optional.”
And also:
● “Look. No peas. It’s simple. No Peas.”
● “Lots moar cheese!”
Not to go find a cooperative — or even just any — branch of Teh Gaystapo.
Onamission5says
It’s official, I am never wearing pants again. Ken Hamm says I don’t have to, and as we all know, whatever the Hammster says, goes.
@rq #1: Nuh-uh. Clothing is for being ashamed of oneself, says so right there in the bible.
brucegee1962says
Just like a man marrying multiple women is also right there in Genesis — next thing you know, they’ll want to ban Bigamy, too, and then where would we be?
chigau (違う)says
Clothing is because plopping your *parts* down on twigs, pebbles, hot sand, etc. hurts.
Our ancestors advanced out of apedome because they figured this out.
Well, why not abandon clothing? Weather-permitting, of course.
(Because seriously, nothing says FREEDOM! and GAY AGENDA!!! like walking around naked in -20 degree flurries. Or in +35 degree sunshine for more than the 15 minutes your sunscreen might last. I think they’re missing the point of clothing, is what I’m trying to say. :P)
The real question would be, for the angsty right wing Christian type, “oh no, is it better to abandon clothing altogether, or be forced into wearing GAYSTAPO clothing!!1!?
Looking at that photo of Ken Ham, he’s wearing modern clothing, made of modern fabric. I’d be willing to be there’s a mixed fabric in there somewhere, so that’s no-no #1. At the time Genesis was written, what with that apparently being clothing law, were ties in fashion? How about that very expensive looking watch? Someone should do a wardrobe makeover for Ham -- Genesis clothing only.
If I join Teh Gaystapo, then I get to invent Gatria Law and “force” the thugs to obey it?
Hum, Ok…
First, the most important stuff:
● “Peas are not allowed.”
● “Neither are horses.”
● “No peas.”
● “Penguins get free cheese.”
● “And MUSHROOMS!”
● “We really mean it about the peas.”
Then some other fixes:
● “You cannot discriminate. At all. Never. Even if the you think the other person is different.”
● “You can use any public toilet facility.”
● “And. No. Peas.”
● “Nudity is optional.”
And also:
● “Look. No peas. It’s simple. No Peas.”
● “Lots moar cheese!”
Not to go find a cooperative — or even just any — branch of Teh Gaystapo.
It’s official, I am never wearing pants again. Ken Hamm says I don’t have to, and as we all know, whatever the Hammster says, goes.
@rq #1: Nuh-uh. Clothing is for being ashamed of oneself, says so right there in the bible.
Just like a man marrying multiple women is also right there in Genesis — next thing you know, they’ll want to ban Bigamy, too, and then where would we be?
Clothing is because plopping your *parts* down on twigs, pebbles, hot sand, etc. hurts.
Our ancestors advanced out of apedome because they figured this out.