Normally, I leave the boring clouds of gas and emptiness to Phil, but this Hubble photo of the Carina Nebula actually has something cool.
Now I don’t want to hear anything from any of you about pareidolia. If the loons get their Virgin Mary in burnt pancakes, I want my Cosmic Cephalopod in distant smears of hydrogen.
Kel says
Great Squid of Madrid!
Glen Davidson says
The loving tentacles of our eternal cephalopodic father are revealed at last.
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/6mb592
Kate says
PZ! I think your space-octopus has broken your blog!
ALL HAIL MIGHTY SPACE OCTOPUS!
Janine, Ignorant Slut says
PZ ventures into Phil Platt’s territory and everything gets comic sans.
Sven DiMilo says
That’s a cosmic sperm whale approaching from below.
Nangleator says
The FSM moves in mysterious ways.
Pesto be upon Him.
rye says
That’s no FSM.
That’s Cthulhu.
The end is nigh. Be thankful.
'Tis Himself says
Hubblesite.org has a bunch of great astronomical pictures. This one is my present desktop wallpaper.
Rev. BigDUmbChimp says
Our space alien squid overlords must be angry with you outing them as they have totally screwed teh formatting on the blog.
drew says
I still prefer
http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/2000/06/images/a/formats/large_web.jpg
also the carina nebula
BTW PZ I don’t know if everyone is having the problem but formatting on this page just went wonky for me (firefox 3)
'Tis Himself says
Thanks, Rev BDC. The screwed up formatting isn’t something I did by mistake to my computer.
Sastra says
It looks like Nessie. Great. Now the woos will think she’s an extra-terrestrial.
Janine, Ignorant Slut says
We’re whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon.
But there ain’t no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune.
Larry says
Appears somebody forgot a closing HTML tag or something.
Must be an act of god in divine retribution for something or the other.
BigZ says
There’s something called pareidolia… Just kidding.
I think it looks like a dog.
Wowbagger says
It looks like the Grim Reaper – though he must have misplaced his scythe.
WRMartin says
*squinting*
I see a prairie dog with rocket skates and a cape zooming over the hill.
Still, it’s an awesome image.
The prairie dogs sure have been busy out there in space. Who knew?
Patricia, OM says
Damn! What happened?
Are you Aussies trying to stand on your feet instead of your hands again? Cut that out! It tilts the innertubes.
Marc Abian says
My immediate thought was “dog in dress”, but then that’s my standard reaction to most things.
MngrBndr says
All I can ever see in these types of pictures is genitalia.
Ouchimoo says
That is so much cooler than a virgin Mary in toast any day.
I mean really, Heavenly Cephalopod or a burnt piece of toast
I think we now know who the real gods are.
Arrow Quivershaft says
Finally, photographic evidence for the existence of Mighty Cthulhu!
Benjamin Geiger says
WRMartin @ #17:
To me, it looks like a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains. (Last time I took one of these tests, they told me it could be anything I wanted…)
Doug says
What about the image of Darwin in the bottom right hand quadrant? Right above the dark gas clouds.
Jay says
The Carina Nebula has been touched by His noodly appendage. RAmen.
Grumpy says
You’re all mental – it’s clearly Hendrix. In flares.
Max says
That region of Eta Carinae is referred to as “Loch Ness” by astronomers.
What you’re looking at is a “blok globule.”
–Thanks, Astronomy magazine!–it’s actually part of a much larger photo
Wowbagger says
Seriously, tilt it clockwise about 45° – it’s Death I tells ya!
c-law says
All right, who get’s eaten first?
Feynmaniac says
Pfff…nowhere near as impressive as Lenin in the shower curtain.
KannonFodder says
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
And his pillow is a nebula…
Bronze Dog says
Cthulhu fhtagn!
dc-agape says
“If the loons get their Virgin Mary in burnt pancakes, I want my Cosmic Cephalopod in distant smears of hydrogen.”
Done, done, and done!
We shall be covered by the Great Appendages, and under Them we shall take refuge. We shall not be afraid by terror at night nor war in daylight. Only upon the Great Appendages shall we look for salvation.
Kassul says
Benjamin Geiger @ #23
A Daria fan? On Pharyngula?
Apparently it’s more likely than I thought.
Some more rorschach ink-blot humour @ QuestionableContent’s 652nd comic(nothing questionable about this comic, and not much in the way of questionable stuff through the archives)
PZ Myers says
<PZ frowns upon the unknowing heretic>
“Great Appendages”? That’s a whole different clade altogether. You want the First Church of Anomalocaris, down the hall and to the right.
Roger says
You’re all wrong, I say! It’s Galactus on his way to devour our planet!
Muffin says
Squid? Sorry, PZ, but that looks more like a cheetah head to me (facing left). :)
SC, OM says
Stop talking or we’ll have to take you out, DiMilo.
Newfie says
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carina_Nebula
The Carina nebula lies at an estimated distance between 6,500 and 10,000 light years from Earth.
Nice try, PZ. That cosmic squid cannot exist, as the universe is only 6000 years old. ;)
SEF says
I was expecting one of the first comments to be “Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!” or “I for one welcome the coming of our squid overlords”.
Though actually I was seeing more of a dog’s head first. Perhaps some sort of Lovecraftian-Egyptian mutant hybrid god then.
davem says
I tilted my head to the left, and saw a face at the bottom – and it looks like he’s got horns on his head, and he’s eyeing up the cosmic squid for lunch…
Sophist FCD says
I think it looks like a weasel.
Sweet apophenia of Armenia!
PlaydoPlato says
MMMMMMMMMM…
Cosmic calamari.
dc-agape says
My humble apologies…I was overcome by a religious moment and rational thought was deserted. But only for a moment (I hope)!
May I correct my apostasy:
We shall be covered by the Great Tentacles, and under Them we shall take refuge. We shall not be afraid by terror at night nor war in daylight. Only upon the Great Tentacles shall we look for salvation.
Onotheo says
To me it is, a dinosaur staring at the abyss, and his refection, the abyss, looks back.
Peter McKellar says
Any chance there is enough detail to determine the species? That way we could determine which is The One True Cephlapod(TM)
Nice Janine, The Slut. Is that yours or an old sea shanty?
This reminds me of that joke about the patient indignantly telling the psychiatrist “But you’re the one with all the dirty pictures!!!”
SEF says
Horns to the left, bulbous forehead, side-on view of eye at top, sharp cheek-bone, upturned nose, sharp chin, some sort of fur/frill on the stocky neck and perhaps a ghostly shoulder overlaying that.
Peter McKellar says
PlaydoPlato @
“Cosmic Calamari”
It is in Eat-a-Carinae ;)
Rachael says
Does anybody else see the lobster?
Larry says
PZ,
You need to spend more time with Phil. After all, your biology originated from out there somewhere.
Bill Dauphin says
After reading this thread, I’m convinced the JWST needs to be renamed the Rohrshach Space Telescope.
Benjamin Geiger says
Kassul @ #34:
It’s been a LONG time since I’ve seen Daria. I just have a weird memory for random quotes. My coworkers learn quickly to just smile and nod.
(Oh, and I’ve been following QC for years now. Given the recent “Gina Riversmith” storyline, I’m waiting for Faye to murder Sven (and probably blame it on Pintsize).)
Valor Phoenix says
We’re whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon.
But there ain’t no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune.
Sung by robotic actors at the amusement park on the Moon in a Futurama episode. The running gag in Futurama is that in the year 3000 they don’t have a clue about life a thousand years ago and even Fry who was frozen in 1999 failed a course in 20th Century history.
2009 is Year of Astronomy BTW
Bride of Shrek OM says
I always see a penis in these type of photos.
In fact I believe, instead of pareidolia, I suffer from it’s lesser known cousin, penisdolia.
Patricia, OM says
Like we would expect you to see anything else? *smirk*
woody says
Well if you rotate the image 180 degrees, it sorta looks like Billie Holiday taking a bow and receiving the crowd’s love…
there’s no reason NOT to rotate it, is there? I mean, where’s “up” out there?
cyberguy says
Doug (#24) is 100% correct. There is definitely the face of Darwin in the lower right hand quadrant, nearly in profile, looking slightly up and to the left.
If you go 1/4 of the way up the image, and 1/4 of the way in from the right you’ll find his nose.
Unless, of course, that is not actually an image of Darwin, but none-other than a bearded Jehovah. *gulp*
Or it could be Karl Marx…
Or some other impressively bearded elderly gentleman dating from the mid- to late nineteenth century.
Or clouds of hydrogen gas.
;-)
Brownian says
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? If so, then yes.
marc buhler says
For a few years now, I have used the “Astronomy Picture of the Day” site to provide the background images for the computers I use at work and at home.
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
The archive goes back a dozen or so years, so there are heaps of easily downloaded images to suit anyone.
OK – I am a traitor – perhaps there is a “biology picture of the day” site that computer backgrounds can be selected from, but….
Cuttlefish, OM says
Well, I’ll be damned.
Mom always told me Grandpa was in the stars now–I thought she was full of it.
John says
For those that don’t know, with a little bit of free time you can help scientists discover brand new galaxies at the non-profit Galaxy Zoo website:
https://www.galaxyzoo.org/
Mully410 says
lol
cyberguy says
That bearded man….
It’s SANTA!!!!!
Ol'Froth says
I see an American Staffordshire Terrier walking on its hind legs!
genesgalore says
that would be the “great dog octupus”
Brownian says
Thanks for the link John. That galaxy zoo is really cool (okay, I think I fubared a classification or two when I started, but that’s why they compare multiple classifications). I wonder if systematic biologists could set up something similar to assist in classification?
Last Hussar says
Glad I’m not the only one who saw the dog- definately a Labrador in a dress
Kel says
It looked to me like the head of a dog with the body of a squid. The cephladog, a Kirk Cameronesque “transitional” form?
Tressa says
Godzilla! He’s pulling himself out of the clouds and looking to his right.
waldteufel says
Looks like a Klingon bird of war to me . . . .
DLC says
No no, you’re all wrong! it’s clearly Arthas, the Lich King™
stalking through space! Or a giant planet-eating squid . . .
bubbaj30 says
Is that god’s “gigglestick”!?
Erich Bacher says
Crash this
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10103521/
Aquaria says
OMFSM! There’s a chimp peeking out of Darwin’s beard!
Ragutis says
Blue Whale!
[bells and klaxons blare]
Godfrey says
How anyone sees anything other than a plesiosaur with a wrack shawl is beyond me!
Greg Laden says
Why did you post the picture upside down?
meh1963 says
(To the tune of Monty Python’s “Bright Side of Life”)
In a universe of only six millenia,
we see light that’s traveled half a million years.
while this flies in the face
of soi-disant divine grace
we must meekly accept that which appears.
While we’re searching for a sign from the universe
that proves that it was purely built for man
we see a cephalapod
(yes, the hue’s a little odd)
In light that’s shining across epochal spans….
Soooo
Always trust in the age of the light
(de dum de dum de dum dem de dum)
Always trust in the age of the light
(de dum de dum de dum dem de dum)
Lightspeed doesn’t change
(even at far range)
Universal constants just don’t lie…
So if the light is older
than scripture says, don’t smolder
just kiss that stupid book’s dogma good-bye….
Always trust in the age of the light (&c)
(Not, by any means, in the class of the usual bits, but it struck me funny. Hope you like. Aspiring to be in Cuttlefish class poetry someday.)
Steve says
This isn’t a cephalopod. It’s a crustacean. Nephropidae.
Bckcntry says
Drew@10:
Is that god giving us the finger on the right?
Bckcntry says
I mean left.
Callif says
Hmmm…
That does look coincidentally(?) like noodly appendages…
MyMelody says
Holy Crap! It’s the Lochness Monster!
Art says
Despair Squid, as prophesied by that most luminous of shows, Red Dwarf. Even at that range it has an effect. Explains the economic downturn and general negative attitude.
Our squidy overlords have send us the the dark one because we have failed to worship them and protect their kind on earth.
eddie says
It’s the Cosmic Brontosaurus of Thraxxx.
They’re very rare.
Mobius says
SQUID … IN … SPACE
The continuing adventures of a extraterrestrial cephalopod…
Kadin says
Dog in a dress was the first thing I saw.
Peter Ashby says
I wish the astronomical community would borrow a trick from biology and introduce scale bars. Are we looking at something measured in AUs? Light Years? Parsecs? what?
Ray Ladbury says
That’s the flying spaghetti monster, may his noodly appendages bless us.
Daniel M says
uh…that kinda looks like a huge novelty..uh..carnal pleasure self-gratification sin-enabling device.
…can I say giant space dildo and get away with it? I can’t? oh shi-
Dorkman says
You know, up until last week I had never heard the word “paredolia.” I was well aware of the phenomenon but didn’t know there was a word for it. Now since hearing it for the first time, it’s come up just about every day this week.
I’m tempted to ascribe significance to that, just because I like being ironical.
Jason Fox says
I believe it is a Nessie-like progenitor, definitely the ones that populated our world…for sure.
David Marjanović, OM says
Somewhat deformed squid with very clear tentacles. No Darwin, no dog, no crustacean, no plesiosaur… no finger even.
Nope. Phylogenetics, you see, is a science.
Come on! Even I know is that “warbird” is what the Romulan ships are called!
Come on! It already has 11.7 million votes!
It’s called “recency illusion”.
tim Rowledge says
Benjamin @ 52 –
Faye will never murder Sven. For a start he’s teflon-dick, for another she’s actually fallen for him. Now Raven, there’s a different story. Faye might well murder her for sheer stupidity.
Sheril R. Kirshenbaum says
Lots of ocean dwellers up there…
Dorkman says
[i]It’s called “recency illusion”.[/i]
I know; more colloquially the “blue Volkswagen effect.”
I was just making a joke about ascribing significance to the frequent use of a word which itself means essentially “ascribing significance to perceived but insignificant patterns.”
Alexis says
It’s obvious…first the intelligent designer gives the squid a superior eye with the plumbing and wiring behind the retina instead of in front, and no blind spot; then it places its image in the firmament…the intelligent designer is a squid!
SimonG says
I think I see a hint of webbing, which could make it a giant space Vampire Squid.
janevalenz says
Yivo?
Those aren’t tentacles… those are genticles! (because apparently testacles is too much like testicles anyway).
The Chemist says
@Eddie #85,
It’s Apatosaurus, you loon.
*shakes head*
Seriously…
Miguel says
Cthulhu lives and the stars are right indeed!
Sorry….a little gothic horror literary alusion there.
Melanie says
i gotta vote for Cthulhu myself!
eddie says
Re heretic @100
What a waste of a comment.
PS – I see no-one commenting on my recent suggestion that the giant snake was a descendant of Bertha.