It’s a Submissive Jesus figure — torture him by twisting his crown of thorns, and he’ll promise you anything. At last, a godhead that actually responds!
Until they get the Submissive Buddha, Submissive Mohammed, etc., this is religious prejudice, don’t you think?
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While we’re on the subject, I think it might be funny to have a Dick Cheney Magic 8 Ball too. You ask him a question about civil liberties or open government, shake him up and turn him over, and he responds with a patented Cheney-type f-you answer.
Kseniyasays
Hmmm The Magic Dick-Ball.
*shake shake shake*
… wait …
“I left the proof in my other pants.”
stogoesays
Kseniya, don’t spoil it for me. I’ve only been forced to watch the first three seasons of 24 so far.
Until they get the Submissive Buddha, Submissive Mohammed, etc., this is religious prejudice, don’t you think?
Those wouldn’t be playing up on their patented themes, however. Maybe they could make some M-80s in the shape of Mohammed (would probably trigger WW III, though…)
Kseniya says
Didn’t we see this guy on 24?
Hank Fox says
Until they get the Submissive Buddha, Submissive Mohammed, etc., this is religious prejudice, don’t you think?
…
While we’re on the subject, I think it might be funny to have a Dick Cheney Magic 8 Ball too. You ask him a question about civil liberties or open government, shake him up and turn him over, and he responds with a patented Cheney-type f-you answer.
Kseniya says
Hmmm The Magic Dick-Ball.
*shake shake shake*
… wait …
“I left the proof in my other pants.”
stogoe says
Kseniya, don’t spoil it for me. I’ve only been forced to watch the first three seasons of 24 so far.
kemibe says
Hey, I actually discovered a sacrilege before PZ did!
No mention of the SJ is complete without links to the commercials (#1, #2, #3).
kevinj says
on militant/aggressive atheists – this is how to do it properly (about 20 mins in), up for another week.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/nowshow.shtml
Ann Homily says
Those wouldn’t be playing up on their patented themes, however. Maybe they could make some M-80s in the shape of Mohammed (would probably trigger WW III, though…)
Louis says
A Dawkins 8-ball would be hilarious
Lepht says
yeah, i’d pay for a Dawkins-ball.
*shake shake shake*
“You’re bullshitting, and here are the 14 verifiable experiments that show why.”
i <3 science.
Lepht
jufulu, FCD says
The guy that developed Submissive Jesus has a blog at http://www.godlessbastard.com/.
He is about as anti-religon as it gets.