When the candidates go on the air
Perry no longer plans to be there
All of Texas is burning
So the governor’s yearning
To fly back and flood it with prayer
Headline: Rick Perry pulls out of S.C. forum due to Texas wildfires
Texas is in desperate need of rain. If only God didn’t demonstrably hate Rick Perry.
Pierce R. Butler says
Naw, God just hates Texans.
Why else would they have had those last two governors there?